If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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