Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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