She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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