yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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