Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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