My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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