Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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