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  • i would wipe her ass if i could see her naked....no problem.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Eva Mendes...way hotter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10am
  • Woah 1:12 alittle extreme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 1:12, that was hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:52pm
  • i would watch her shit to see her naked. i would wipe to get to fuck her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I would go 2girls1cup on that shit if it meant I got to fuck her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Yes. but I wouldn't wipe her after, I would fuck her in her mud butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:51am
  • 4:47, you would really eat her shit, to fuck her? I think she's slamming hot, but not eating shit hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15pm
  • a thousand times, yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:56pm
  • only if i can wipe the shit to her pussy, then lick it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Fuk yes

    Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 4, 10 at 8:15pm
  • No...but I'd pay to watch her take a dump in front on Johnny Knoxville and his buds to see what they'd do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:15pm
  • she's ok but not THAT hot, any victorias secret model has a better body than her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Is it weird that I am more turned on by the thought of wiping her ass than seeing her naked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37am
  • Yeah, I'd wipe her ass after

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm
  • No. Megan Fox, however, is another story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:16pm
  • I would suck the poop out of her ass like a vacuum cleaner with a cereal spill...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:22am
  • yes - what kinda person wastes a text on this most obvious of questions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Yes yes yes. Yes.\n\nA thousand times yes.

    Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 3:07am
  • Short answer... yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:40pm
  • fuck yeah! i'd wipe then eat her out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:44pm
  • i'd take liberties with the wiping...but it would be the cleanest asshole in the history of the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:07am
  • I would do it with a smile on my face. id eat her ass after too. Shes a beautiful piece of woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:20pm
  • She's disgustingly boring. I don't get the appeal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Hell no, that would ruin my attraction to her forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm
  • jessica beil no jessica alba yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Shit I already have to wipe my 3 year olds ass after he poops so Jesica would be a huge step up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:39pm
  • lol @ fart thru walkie talkie -- best response ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:19pm
  • i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm
  • seriously i would eat her ass after she took a flu shit and biked 35 miles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:48pm
  • yeah....2:06, you just ruined it for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Who gives a flying fuck? If you don't have anything other than 'first' to add, there's no need for you fucking little highschoolers to reply at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • "I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from"

    Submitted by jckump on Sep 20, 10 at 7:26am
  • I would consider it a bonus to put my hands in her ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Nah, not that hot to me. Rather it be Mila Kunis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Absolutely!!!!

    Submitted by choke_me on Jan 9, 12 at 11:00pm
  • Absolutely I would do that. I might even pay for the privilege.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm
  • how about elizabeth hurley back in the bedazzled and austin powers time. then i would quote 1:12 on my intentions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • biel? fuck no. maybe alba.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:32pm
  • im with 1:12 you go budday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 12:57 did it wrong, therefore I am first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Some of you guys need to get some...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:31am
  • I'd probably eat that shit out if I could fuck her after

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Instead of wiping her...I would lick her ass clean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm
  • I'd lick it with friggamall's tongue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:46pm
  • ok 1:12 you're a little effed. I would MAYBE drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to do her, maybe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Adrianna Lima is soo much finer than biel but I would still totally watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:33am
  • She's naked in a movie she plays a stripper not bad but I thought she'd be hotter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:05pm
  • yes. its only poop. and i could make MILLIONS off a naked picture

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I'm with 10:57,Mila is so much hotter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 1:12 fucked up the saying. It's "I would crawl through a mile long minefield laying field wire just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie" It's from wayyy back in the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:57am
  • What are you talking about...girls dont poop...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I would let Jessica Beil shit IN me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • How is there a right or wrong way to be a douche bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • 1:00 (3) First (I hate it too, but don't be such a psycho about it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Not only yes... But HELL YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:07pm