i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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