i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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