Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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