Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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