i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something