sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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