I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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