like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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For the first time, I'm actually curious about the rest of the conversation...
Semen whitens teeth
dental insurance? you don't need teeth to give great blowjobs. a
I didn't think sex slaves had dental plans. At all.
Been said in the underground slavery market, some of the highest valued sex slaves are taken care of like prized through-breads.
Where can I apply?
Just because he said you have the whitest teeth he's ever come across, doesn't mean he's offering you dental.
Your dental covers throat massages? Fired!
Good teeth means good blow jobs.
no teeth means BETTER blow jobs
this was BY FAR the best drunken conversation i have ever had...even better than the time i accidentally almost had phone sex with a telemarketer
I was having a serious conversation with my friend about possibly becoming a Cabana Boy because the job market sucks...and as for the telemarketer...you can't tell me he didn't want it...and I'm not a whore. im just an over achiever...
Also, "in.surance" is considered spam?