like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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For the first time, I'm actually curious about the rest of the conversation...
Semen whitens teeth
dental insurance? you don't need teeth to give great blowjobs. a
Where can I apply?
Just because he said you have the whitest teeth he's ever come across, doesn't mean he's offering you dental.
Your dental covers throat massages? Fired!
I didn't think sex slaves had dental plans. At all.
Been said in the underground slavery market, some of the highest valued sex slaves are taken care of like prized through-breads.
Good teeth means good blow jobs.
no teeth means BETTER blow jobs
this was BY FAR the best drunken conversation i have ever had...even better than the time i accidentally almost had phone sex with a telemarketer
I was having a serious conversation with my friend about possibly becoming a Cabana Boy because the job market sucks...and as for the telemarketer...you can't tell me he didn't want it...and I'm not a whore. im just an over achiever...
Also, "in.surance" is considered spam?