you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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