Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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