By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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