I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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