I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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