i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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