I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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