dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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