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  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:09am

    What if she was telling him she was preggo... that could def cause crying and sighing

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:28pm

    Hey 7:17...FUCK YOU!!! IF IT AIN'T WHITE IT AIN'T RIGHT WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!

  • 49 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:17pm

    Why are you guys so racist??you all know that you guys have had the asian fever =P

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:11am

    who tagged this as a good night?

  • 48 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35am

    did she at least give you a handjob?

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:04pm

    Sorry, we're not all 88 years old, Grandpa Dickweed!

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03pm

    it was a term coined by US service members during the Korean War. You are all morons

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:23pm

    This happened to me. She was drunk and wanted to do it w/out a condom and she was on the pill, so hell yeah! Then she cried cause she felt guilty. FOR HOURS.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:15pm

    it probably was a fucking fish head eating, slant-eyed zipperhead. I wish they all had been thrown against trees as babies.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35am

    Courtesty of Gran Torino: Zipperhead, Dragon Lady

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:48am

    Courtesy of Romeo Must Die : Zipperheads.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:24am

    Yeah, how are they you racist dick?

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:17am

    Was she Asian? Because you know how those Asian chicks are.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:41pm

    What the hell does this text have to do with Asians?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:20am

    Just out of curiousity... how are they?

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13am

    guys who know the short term suck is worth dumping a bad gf?

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:03pm

    11:47, your not funny, nothing you do is funny, nothing you write is funny, you're lame as shit. If you can't get a post that means not even the admins got a little chuckle out of anything you posted, and they greenlight things that are only funny when you're really really high.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47am

    Like wtf, see? I sibmitted AWESOME funny shit this weekend, and THIS gets on here. What the fuck im so done with this site.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:20pm

    someone tell me why those nips never open their eyes all the way?

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:25pm

    hey 11:47 guess what?! NObody gives a fuck about you!

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:13pm

    Just remember: if it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:00pm

    Even earlier, I'm afraid. . .Full Metal Jacket. "Happy birthday, zipperhead!"

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:34am

    Why is this even on TFLN? It isn't amusing in any way. It's just sad.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:26am

    I love it when a lap dancer is crying

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35am

    they are small with slanted eyes and they say herrro instead of hello

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:54pm

    In all fairness to 11:47, pretty much everything is funnier than this post. Regardless of how funny he is or isn't.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36am

    Zipperhead! Hahahahaha!!!

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:21pm

    this is NOT FUNNYYYYYY

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:37pm

    I"m down with 7:17, lol. I think racist jokes are funny...but real racism, not so much. Ha ha