I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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