that's an acceptable place to lick
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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