Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I would fuck him just for his dog
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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