I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
wanna go halves on a baby?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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