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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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