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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:47pm

    I actually got a text that asked this once!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:00pm

    I was at a college football game and the drunkard next to me kept yelling at the baton girl during half time to see if she wanted to go halfsies on a baby. Ha perfect.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:54am

    seen it... not a real post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:40pm

    That's not even original. It was used on that stupid MTV show with that Brody guy trying to find bro love

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:00pm

    Love the R. Kelly reference hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:46am

    You can keep my half

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:50pm

    its supposed to be: "wanna go halfsies on a bastard?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:13pm

    no...it's "wanna go half and half on a BASTARD?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:31pm

    That is amazingly brilliant. I am gonna use that as a pickup line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:51pm

    someone came up to me and used that as a pick up line..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:35pm

    quite possibly the most terrible thing ive ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:11am

    halfsies makes it twice as humorous

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:21pm

    It is better to ask, "do you want to go halves on a bastard?"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:17pm

    My ex asked me that at Walmart one day......amazing. Needless to say he's my ex.

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      Submitted by Sinfonian on Sep 5, 10 at 1:47am

      If it need not be said, why'd ya do it twice?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:40am

    This is why El Paso County has so many issues....lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:28am

    8:17 is a dumbass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:58am

    Not surprised it's from the 719.