Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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