hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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