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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 5, 11 at 5:14pm

    Brits are awesome. Translated: took a shit in the toilet supply tank, took your sombrero off, saw someone break a glass across someone else's face and now hiding in a nearby shrub.

    • 68 66
      Submitted by bonerman_inc on Feb 5, 11 at 7:35pm

      someone already posted it but yeah, Australia country code, not UK

      • 46 69
        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 5, 11 at 7:43pm

        Yeah, I apologized to the whole continent below. Now if only I could get rid of all these drop bears.

    • 16 37
      Submitted by thisfox on Feb 21, 13 at 5:14am

      Actually it's not a shrub. Bush means, basically, forest. Many shrubs, at the very least. And trees. But otherwise it's all correct.

  • 93 68
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Feb 5, 11 at 4:35pm

    You had me at "upperdecker." Good thing, too, because you lost me immediately after.

  • 78 63
    Submitted by radivier on Feb 5, 11 at 7:03pm

    Brits are indeed awesome! But country code 61 is Australia. Britain is 44 ....

    • 58 62
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 5, 11 at 7:30pm

      Aww, crap. I saw "glassing" and assumed Brit. Sorry, Australia.

      • 14 11
        Submitted by thisfox on Feb 23, 14 at 3:50am

        No worries mate. She'll be apples.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Eazy187 on Feb 6, 11 at 4:28am

    Mission Accomplished.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by pheephee on Feb 6, 11 at 7:59am

    read this and immediately knew it was my brother. GG.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by pheephee on Feb 6, 11 at 8:01am

    read this and immediately knew it was my brother. GG.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by ElGreatSquatso on Feb 10, 11 at 11:06am

    Australia, you've won this one.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by IzzyInsanity on Feb 20, 11 at 6:35am

    Upperdecker is international :)

  • 47 60
    Submitted by bankdis on Feb 7, 11 at 11:14pm

    You sir deserve a round of applause.