real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
bring money and cleavage
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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