But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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