Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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