He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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What a clinger. I would dump that boy, sweetheart. Like he doesn't masturbate? Please.
yeah, and shouldn't guys prefer a lady who knows how to take care of her needs?
he's already been through two markers. that's a lot of ink kids.
Better off to bring the toy into the mix, no issues then. Or watch her use it....hot.
Haha.. Like he doesn't pull the pud now and then! Superglue thumbtacks to his hands and see what happens..
He wasn't trying to hurt her! Just trying to see what she's up to! lol You'd be better off putting invisible ink on his hands, and then inspect him with a blacklight.
What a bitch move. I hope my girlfriend uses her vibrator when I'm not around.
Better you get it from your vibrator than another dude. Best to keep you happy.
Penis envy! And, I love the Central Coast!!
I feel like you should always inspect anything that you're inserting it into your vagina...she should have seen these.
Does he have a hard time keeping up with your sex needs??
and the Best Dad Award goes to....
I'd suspect a case of vaginal dryness if one had to resort to dry erase dots.