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  • 84 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:04pm

    dumbass. i hope the OP fails out of college and has to get a job scrubbing toilets at mcdonalds. seriously, a college education is not something to waste. not every one is so lucky as to be able to go at all, and this moron is bragging about having gone to class one time during the entire semester. fuck you.

    • 54 55
      Submitted by CarolinaDawg803 on Feb 16, 10 at 2:20pm

      Shut the fuck up. He/she is paying good money to go to school, let them fucking use it the way the fucking want to. Get the fuck over it. And just for wishing a shitty job upon someone, I hope you get hit by a fucking truck, turn into a retarded dick, and end up living like a fucking vegetable the rest of your life.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:17pm

    if he is going to a state college im sure he doesn't have to go to every class to get an A..... I didnt go to all of my classes every day and got a 3.9

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:54pm

    You're all dumb. You don't go to college for an education, you're not learning anythig constructive or useful. You go to college for the little piece of paper called a degree.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:06pm

    @ 5:04. That "moron" isn't bragging about only going to class once during the entire semester. They are bragging about going to "every" class for the first time in the semester. Dumbass

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:11pm

    Typical for the upstate of South Carolina. I noticed that the parking lots were significantly more full than usual today.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:05pm

    I'm sure he appreciates how much mommy and daddy are paying for his college.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:43pm

    Me too, no matter how many times you tell yourself you're not going to ditch a class....you do.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:11pm

    Preach it, 8:30. Some people are so uptight about "grades" and "virtues." Shut the fuck up. WE earned our way into these institutions, WE are spending thousands of dollars (in some cases, over a hundred dollars a class) to access these classrooms, WE have the freedom to decide to go to them or not. Some of these classes are electives like, "Integrity and bias in journalism." Fucking easy as shit. What OUR grade is at the end of the day is OUR problem. So YOU can shut the fuck up.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:04am

    I think 1:45 summed up everything about this conversation.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:22pm

    I hope you failed them all

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:02pm

    so all the greedy assholes here want to say that lousy grades and attendance is "their" problem, let's see; someone else that wants to be in the class doesn't get to go because your selfish ass got the scholarship and the fact that you are an self-centered pile of crap who wasted an opportunity that someone else would not have squandered doesn't bode well for our future. yes, i am in college and am appalled that some people put so little value on education

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:25pm

    yeahh no shit, either way the person who wrote this text is spending money to get an education and not getting it.. fucking stupid. a lot of people applied for the spot you couldnt give a fuck less about. im sure theyd o to every class, ever day.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:22am

    Oh word! Upstate SC!

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:49pm

    OP sounds like he thinks he's the shit and he's NOT. He's just a looozer. Have fun working at McDonald's dickwad.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:39pm

    'too many people are going to college these days' words of a fucking college dropout..you're fucking beyond retarded. Too many people wanting to get an education and better themselves? That's the stupidest thing i've ever fucking heard.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by sunshinnne on Aug 27, 10 at 8:18pm

    My life

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:15pm

    Isn't 5:04's point still valid--that the OP cuts class entirely too often if the last day of classed is the only one during which he/she attended all their classes? The point still stands, even though 5:04 read the text too quickly. The OP is still wasting his/her education.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    Way to go Spartanburg

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:11am

    Exactly, 10:37. Easy classes - fine. Blow them off sometimes, and you'll be okay. I don't condone it, but if you can get away with it, that's your decision. If you're struggling, or in a difficult class, obviously you need to go to (nearly) all the classes, or you'll fail. I love how people are so extreme. You either have to be far to the left or far to the right, you can't straddle the line near the middle or anything.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:58pm

    What's wrong with State schools? I personally knew that it no longer matters where you get your undergrad from. Masters and above matters a way bit more. Plus I went to a state school cause I didn't want to owe $120k after 4 years of college.,

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:29am

    i hope you get kicked out of school and have to live with your parents for the rest of your life.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:09pm

    This would be much funnier if it was the way 5:04 presented it. But, of course it isn't because he was too fast on the draw and blew his load over nothing. At least it was a text with potential, right?

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:05pm

    11:02, I don't think you get it. Nowhere did I say that I have lousy grades or attendance issues. Sure, I've missed a few classes, and I don't have a 4.0. But to say that I've "wasted an opportunity" is assuming, which you have done wrong. Realistically, the University sets guidelines that one MUST follow in order to keep the scholarship, including a minimum 2.5 GPA. Drop below that, and they drop the scholarship, and give it to someone else.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:27pm

    I'm pretty sure they go to The University of South Carolina: Upstate. But for us over here at Wofford College, also in Spartanburg, we still have two weeks of classes and a week of exams left until break!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:15pm

    haha hell yeah! the only problem is, making it to the 9AM exams...

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:15pm

    @5:14 I bet it's Greenville not Spartanburg. But it really could be either one

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:14am

    woohoo TFLN battle royal!!!!!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:44pm

    I'm a strait dancer and actor that's s guy. I'm proud of myself. -Jasper

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:45am

    I hate havin a class u already know the material so you don't go then you end up missing more than enough days

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:47pm

    9:11 so ur saying u should pay a lot of money to not go a class, which u payed money for....idiot

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:07am

    Just because you don't go to class dosent necasarly mean he/she is stupid.....they were taking the final so they were atleast smart enough to do that

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:09pm

    Why the FUCK do people insist on writing stories about the text

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:43pm

    haha sounds good to me -high fives!-

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:14pm

    Oh shit! Busted, dude

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:56am

    Keep kickin ass and skipping class.. I graduated college in the traditional 4 years and can honestly say I didn't go to everyclass of the day one time in four years.. Well except for the days I only had one class. I have a biology degree which is about as useful as using sand paper to wipe your ass. I slacked and guess who got into dental school! Piss off overachievers

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:26pm

    I love how pissed some people are getting over this. Seriously. It's TFLT, chill the fuck out.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:46pm

    oh i thought he meant it was the first time he's never been absent in a class ? i'm confused. not a good one anyways. your money !

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:59am

    Lol 1121 fail boste

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:31pm

    11:19 - You think this is my text? You're fucking stupid.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    1121 don't mention that someone else needs to get an education, then spell boast wrong

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:03pm

    8:59 HARRISON!!!!!!!!!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:59pm

    i wish more people like you were in my classes...brings the curve waaayyy down.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25am

    Just because you don't go to class doesn't mean you are 'wasting an opportunity'. There are two kinds of people who skip. The ones who drop out and the ones who are good at it.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:42pm

    9:11.... YOU are probably not paying for your education... YOUR mommy and daddy probably are. YOU probably earned your way into a state school, which accepts anyone and offers easy electives such as "integrity and bias in journalism." YOU are probably getting a shit education, and YOU will probably go on to work some bottom-of-the-barrel corporate job. So yeah, YOU can keep bragging about not attending classes all you want... it doesn't make YOU a bad ass. It makes YOU an idiot.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    As a matter of fact, my calculus professor is annoying and my history class was easy, painfully easy. However, that doesn't mean that I am going to skip the class. To state the obvious, it is December. Since most colleges started in August, if this is the first day that you attended all of your classes in one day, then you would have had to have skipped at least one class each day of class every day. That smacks of attendance issues. Sincerely, 11:02

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:41pm

    9:42, I read the first sentence, and that's all I needed to know your argument was invalid. I EARNED a full-ride scholarship. If Northeastern doesn't like MY performance, then that's MY problem. Shut the fuck up.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:55pm

    and that's why you end up spending 7 years in college to get an Art major degree

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:26pm

    FYI - Your degree doesn't print your GPA on it.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:50pm

    *grins* you slackalackin' mofo, you! *high fives*

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:32am

    Future welfare abuser.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:11am

    The person who posted before is a loser. Doesnt understand plain humour.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:20am

    Some people don't go to class because they can get by fine by reading the book and doing the assignments or whatever... don't be so quick to hate because maybe they are just smarter than you.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:02am

    whys it your last day

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:06pm

    Has anyone else tasted there own cum?

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:54am

    Oh really, 12:25? Sounds to me like s/he just shit all over themselves. But hey, it's their life....hope they're having fun with it!

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:32pm

    I r teh troll hear meh rawr.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18pm

    @9:11 - totally agree. i'm graduating this year and already have a great job lined up, do I really need to attend women's health 101? it's an elective and the professor hasn't ever heard of proquest database. waste of time.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:44pm

    i skipped a metric shit ton in college. also, i made a 4.0. with some teachers, going to class is a waste of time.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:17am

    You're proud of being an idiot. Go you. *rolling eyes*

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:30pm

    Maybe he has one easy ass class that you don't have to go to. I have one this semester, I'm making an A in it. Doesn't mean I don't go to the classes that are actually important and challenging. Some of you are retarded.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:07pm

    Are you people serious right now? It's a website about text messages. Let.it.go.already. If the kid wants to skip class, let 'em skip class. It's just a website...mainly based on drunken text messages. No need to turn this into a battle.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:52pm

    I am not sure which is funnier.. The original statement or all the responses. And to think I have been going to every class the whole semester... (but on the other hand there is a difference between 4.0 and 1.0 LMAO)

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:01pm

    First!!!!!!!! Yesss -superstarrrrrr

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:31pm

    to the people out there saying this guy is an idiot, and that he is wasting his parent's money, don't be so fast to judge. i have to skip a few classes a week, so that i can work and pay for my own education and not be in crazy levels of debt. it may be fucked up, but that's the way it is sometimes.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:08pm

    Christ. Your parents are paying thousands of dollars for your education, something MILLIONS of children around the world would kill to have. People like you make me sick.