Having a random hookup so left but love u
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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