Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Masturbate in the shower. Feels good
semen is not water soluble it will clog your drain... the plumber will know haha
None of my vibes are waterproof :/
that's a tradgedy. you have got to invest in a water proof one they are heaven when lounging in my garden bath. sigh :)
masterbate with the showerhead it feels even better
Dont Ejaculate semen*
Good thing girls don't ejaculate or we'd be busted.
girls do ejaculate you just need to know how to push the right buttons
She's takin' on water, Captain!
wait, they'll know..shit. I'm about to have a geyser in my tub.
OP is a chick, idiots.
I assumed so, because I like to pour myself a glass of wine and tell myself how hot I look in the outfit I bought for me. but then I decided it would be funnier if it was a dude because it's such a chick thing. dudes usually like to porn instead of the romance masterbation
Chicks watch porn, too. Some of us like to be well-fed and a little buzzed to mix up the daily routine lol