just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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Drunk dialing. Better than drunk driving.
You still have room for breakfast after swallowing all that shame?
Fake. There are days when sober people can't find their keys in their own house
Maybe it's a man. And maybe his ex did answer... Just saying
drunk, desperate, and horny. These are three attributes this slut has going for her...
I can't see why your ex did not answer. Well, maybe.
That's how we roll in CO.