Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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