yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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