Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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