Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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