That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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