Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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