oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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