Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
