the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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