He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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