Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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