would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
a search helicopter?!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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