There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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