$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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