anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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"FNA", is a glorious event. First Night Anal = awesome!!!
What's the farthest a female can go on a first date without being labeled a slut/a whore/too easy?
yea, her and whore 9:23
her number's on the bathroom wall above all the stains.
Keep it Klassy San Diego...
Anal, if done right, hurts no more than vaginal sex. I say if you've been with someone awhile and you want to keep sex interesting, go for it. My b/f and I have been together for almost 5 years and we both like anal from time to time. :]
whatever. i am a female and anal is awesome. so there.
shut your fuckhole.
12:29, i like anal, not only because it feels good, but also because guys treat me like it's degrading. i like being treated like a dirty whore.
I agree, 9:28
She's the whore who had it dripping off her face when we left last night.
i want some anal so bad now
Not a whore, just an honest opinion. :]
Take better care of your vagina and you won't need anal. Learn how to be please sexually and be fulfilled from vaginal intercourse instead of ruining your ass and no it isn't good for you
Come on guys first date anal tsk tsk it's dude on dude.. Girls aren't giving up the ass on a 1st date if ever..
10:52, you sound like me. :P
As a girl, I enjoy anal. My problem with it is the way some guys want to treat the matter, acting like they're getting to do something dirty and degrading to me. I don't find it degrading, but they want to make it that way.
anal ever. tsk tsk.
noo that's not mee.. that's some copycat.. this is my number: 1 781 626 2986 xoxoxox anal
I'd have a hard time respecting any woman that give anything up on a first date. That said, my gf and I do anal on occasion. Sometimes it goes too long and her V needs a rest, but I'm not done. Sometimes it's just what one or the other of us wants. It doesn't happen unless she's clean. She and i both enjoy it, but it's not an everyday thing.
damn! I want that girls number! I keep getting turned down for anal even after months of dating a girl because they say my cock is too thick. not a bad problem to have, I suppose, but I'd like teh buttsecks occasionally.
8:54 i already told you i like that sort of thing. how is this a bad thing for me? you need to work on your disciplinary skills if you want to dole out punishment. and nothing about what i said was whiny. you just seem a little upset because i contradicted you.
PS: still not a whore no matter what you may think of me (and yes even though you are saying awful things about me i do feel that you are entitled to your own opinion)
holy shit, call 8:06 for a great time
I bet if half of you guys got over the stigma of anal sex and tried it, you'd like it. Some of you are acting like prissy bitches about it though. I figured most of you would consider it just another hole to fuck, but I guess I was wrong. Since when did men care about where their dick goes anyway?
anal on the first date=whore....otherwise, nothing wrong with anal
if you put your number on a site like this
anyone that reads this can find out exactly where you live.
i love reading these because their very funny, but does ANYONE out there have any self respect anymore?
You cant get std's from anal can you?
ijustwanttotellyou site blows.
Also, this text is all wrong. Can't get pregnant from anal! And Christians can still say they are virgins if they never do it in the vagina. Win/win/win.
You should KEEP getting STD's tests everytime you screw her
God I love San Diego women...
if you can call getting iced capps together a first date, then i did the same thing last night.
9:17 wins this whole thread. done.
great way to break the ice
You guys are all assuming that this was a male-female encounter... probably not.
anal isn't a first date kind of thing. lol. each to their own tho.
i love anal. my bf, however, does not. damn.
a whore talks facts?
yea, simply the fact that he owes you ten bucks.
637- i don't think anything is a good enough answer for the TFLN prudes (sorry to the real fans). I don't even know why they're here anyway, My answer is it doesn't matter how far the date goes if you don't tell your stories online.
THE FIRST DATE????
how is a girl if she likes anal again?? please you being ridiculous. and if you say the vagina is the only place for a dick and youve blown a guy or been eaten out... then fuck yourself you fucking hypocrit. jesus christ if it makes other people happy then dont fuck with it. how does it concern you in anyway? prude
check the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site out
hey at least there wont be a call that goes "well, i kinda missed my period..." i think everyone wins here
here's a tissue, you got some dripping out.
so-- anal sex on the first date. Did you say your number already?
Being able to look into an asshole and see ur throat = not ok.
10:43- find a new man, he's retarded.
anal makes sense for girls with loose vaginas...it feels good period, but it's better for girls who aren't tight
shut your whiny bitch mouth and take it up the ass like the whore you are.
I'm amazed by all of the prudes here.
HAHA! nice 522! and AWEsome to the anal girl
That's not a first date, that's a LAST date, WHORE.
anal = awesome.
yes i am a girl.
no i am not a whore.
i just enjoy things that feel good.
if you think it's gross, fine. but you are in no psition to judge
i wanna meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
8:02 is a cumbucket whore
Anal is fucking awesome. My ex used to love it. My current gf isn't interested in it at all. Miss it so much :(
to everyone yelling whore:
you're just a fucking insecure frothing pussy(regardless of gender). And we can smell your yeast infection from here, so take your pathetic bible thumping judgmental cunt lips back to your daddy's basement and make him apologize for raising such a useless fuckstain.
Name calling is so 4th grade.
I just think this is a funny text.
If you guys don't want to do anal, good for you.
If you guys do want to do anal, good for you also.
But really? Calling people whores for liking it?
It is really none of anybody's business.
In Soviet Russia...anal is first date
5703693331. i dare you to text me. haha. i'm so bored
thicker IS better, even when going anal (if it's done right)
gotta love SD
also, anal on first date != whore.
anal on first date = friend for life.
I think it is very funny that people are arguing over a text message not received by them...and it's even funnier that anonymous is arguing with another anonymous...with yet another anonymous. prude isn't what i would call these people...non-existant life...that is more like it.
um, yea they do,,they're everywhere on here.
Oh yeah i'd like some of that!
I could totally imaging sending or receiving this text
can i get your number?
prudes don't belong on a site like this
2:52 - Humans are gross?? What's your alternative? Your dog?
i would think anal feels like taking a shit backwards. doesnt sound pleasant to me.
yea, a whiny cunt.
i'd knock your whore teeth out, you pig.
what's the "tsk tsk" for. the guy would be happy and the girl only has herself to blame (well him too if he asked to do it, but she could have said no, certainly won't look prude sayign that on a first date haha)
YES!!1904 resident, so proud right now
you can talk wihth all the cum in your mouth?
Only racists hate anal.
Agree with 5:35! Anal is awsome if done right!
leave the sex to people who know how to have a good time
right? i think we've done it, like three times in over 2 years. i asked him if we could have a threesome with another guy, and he said yes, but every time i bring it up, he says "not yet"
Wow I thought "dates" were a myth in PB.
thats because you're a whore, 5:35
whoaaaa... If I was the guy, you would be a keeper, but only as f buddy, First day sex especially anal isn't wifey material, I can udnerstand first day head, but Anal on a first date is OD
When there's an agreed fee recurring every 60 minutes of anal, it's not a "first date" tsk tsk...
Yea, you know she's let lots of dicks up in there, and whatever else.
You'll find just about anything in a whore's ass.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww humans are gross
and you're a close minded judgemental bastard, 8:38.
too bad yours is just an opinion and mine is a fact...
I fucking hate the homophobes crying out whore on every single text about anal. You are scared ignorant prudes. I hope being boring and judgmental works out well for you.
got that right 9:06. haha. guess we know which one of us is capable carrying on a coherent conversation without resorting to violence and name calling. hint - it's me. and by the way, 9:05, the most powerful word you thought you had in your arsenal is worthless. calling me a cunt doesnt phase me. you lose.
Yea, I'm with you man.
Bitches that take it are filthy.
9:23 probably does ass to mouth, thats how disgustingshe is.
You're hysterical talk is only understood by your cum-obsessed sisters.
Oh, and you're a whore.
Bitch never stops taling does she?
I'm female and I love anal. It's the best orgasm.
All the 13 year old prudes came to this board apparently.
All opposed to anal .. are prudes and don't know what they are talking about.. stay with missionary...
i've done anal with a one night stand. in the backseat of my car. when i was 17. best sex i ever had.
And you think the numbers are real?
BTW, obvious whore. Get tested.
I'm all for sexual exploration, I just draw the line right before human fecal matter on my dick.. But hey, that's just me.....
Ugh, if you have a vagina use it! Homosexual males anal if you so choose but if you have a vagina it is where the penis is to be inserted. Do not mix your shit with your vagina and please say you are sanitary enough to atleast do vag-sex before anal
5:49 that is not a date
this text is kinda hot. skanky but hot.
If a chick takes my cock in the ass on the first date she ain't nothing but a cumbucket.
And they alwasy cry the next day "Do you thin he'll respect me"?
Seriously, have some respect for yourself you pig!