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  • "FNA", is a glorious event. First Night Anal = awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:57pm
  • What's the farthest a female can go on a first date without being labeled a slut/a whore/too easy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 9:14 yea, her and whore 9:23 her number's on the bathroom wall above all the stains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:28pm
  • worthless cunt. the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Keep it Klassy San Diego...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Anal, if done right, hurts no more than vaginal sex. I say if you've been with someone awhile and you want to keep sex interesting, go for it. My b/f and I have been together for almost 5 years and we both like anal from time to time. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:23pm
  • 12:29, i like anal, not only because it feels good, but also because guys treat me like it's degrading. i like being treated like a dirty whore. -11:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 6:03 shut your fuckhole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:10pm
  • whatever. i am a female and anal is awesome. so there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i want some anal so bad now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:38pm
  • I agree, 9:28 She's the whore who had it dripping off her face when we left last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Not a whore, just an honest opinion. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:31pm
  • 10:52, you sound like me. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Take better care of your vagina and you won't need anal. Learn how to be please sexually and be fulfilled from vaginal intercourse instead of ruining your ass and no it isn't good for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:59pm
  • anal ever. tsk tsk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Come on guys first date anal tsk tsk it's dude on dude.. Girls aren't giving up the ass on a 1st date if ever..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:37pm
  • As a girl, I enjoy anal. My problem with it is the way some guys want to treat the matter, acting like they're getting to do something dirty and degrading to me. I don't find it degrading, but they want to make it that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:29am
  • noo that's not mee.. that's some copycat.. this is my number: 1 781 626 2986 xoxoxox anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:06pm
  • I'd have a hard time respecting any woman that give anything up on a first date. That said, my gf and I do anal on occasion. Sometimes it goes too long and her V needs a rest, but I'm not done. Sometimes it's just what one or the other of us wants. It doesn't happen unless she's clean. She and i both enjoy it, but it's not an everyday thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:05pm
  • damn! I want that girls number! I keep getting turned down for anal even after months of dating a girl because they say my cock is too thick. not a bad problem to have, I suppose, but I'd like teh buttsecks occasionally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:58pm
  • 8:54 i already told you i like that sort of thing. how is this a bad thing for me? you need to work on your disciplinary skills if you want to dole out punishment. and nothing about what i said was whiny. you just seem a little upset because i contradicted you. PS: still not a whore no matter what you may think of me (and yes even though you are saying awful things about me i do feel that you are entitled to your own opinion)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:01pm
  • holy shit, call 8:06 for a great time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:14pm
  • I bet if half of you guys got over the stigma of anal sex and tried it, you'd like it. Some of you are acting like prissy bitches about it though. I figured most of you would consider it just another hole to fuck, but I guess I was wrong. Since when did men care about where their dick goes anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:40pm
  • anal on the first date=whore....otherwise, nothing wrong with anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:37am
  • i love reading these because their very funny, but does ANYONE out there have any self respect anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:09am
  • You cant get std's from anal can you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:47am
  • Indeed 5:14 You should KEEP getting STD's tests everytime you screw her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • just FYI if you put your number on a site like this anyone that reads this can find out exactly where you live. good luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:44am
  • ijustwanttotellyou site blows. Also, this text is all wrong. Can't get pregnant from anal! And Christians can still say they are virgins if they never do it in the vagina. Win/win/win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:59pm
  • anal isn't a first date kind of thing. lol. each to their own tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 9:17 wins this whole thread. done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33am
  • if you can call getting iced capps together a first date, then i did the same thing last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:49pm
  • God I love San Diego women...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:51pm
  • You guys are all assuming that this was a male-female encounter... probably not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 637- i don't think anything is a good enough answer for the TFLN prudes (sorry to the real fans). I don't even know why they're here anyway, My answer is it doesn't matter how far the date goes if you don't tell your stories online.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:48pm
  • great way to break the ice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 3:1.. here's a tissue, you got some dripping out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:13pm
  • THE FIRST DATE???? WHORE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:35pm
  • a whore talks facts? yea, simply the fact that he owes you ten bucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm
  • hey at least there wont be a call that goes "well, i kinda missed my period..." i think everyone wins here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:26pm
  • how is a girl if she likes anal again?? please you being ridiculous. and if you say the vagina is the only place for a dick and youve blown a guy or been eaten out... then fuck yourself you fucking hypocrit. jesus christ if it makes other people happy then dont fuck with it. how does it concern you in anyway? prude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:50pm
  • check the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:51pm
  • i love anal. my bf, however, does not. damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:43am
  • Being able to look into an asshole and see ur throat = not ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 10:43- find a new man, he's retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:47am
  • anal makes sense for girls with loose vaginas...it feels good period, but it's better for girls who aren't tight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:39am
  • so-- anal sex on the first date. Did you say your number already?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:57pm
  • I'm amazed by all of the prudes here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:59pm
  • That's not a first date, that's a LAST date, WHORE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:45pm
  • 8:43 shut your whiny bitch mouth and take it up the ass like the whore you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 8:02 is a cumbucket whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:38pm
  • anal = awesome. yes i am a girl. no i am not a whore. i just enjoy things that feel good. if you think it's gross, fine. but you are in no psition to judge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:02pm
  • HAHA! nice 522! and AWEsome to the anal girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Really people? Name calling is so 4th grade. I just think this is a funny text. If you guys don't want to do anal, good for you. If you guys do want to do anal, good for you also. But really? Calling people whores for liking it? It is really none of anybody's business. chill out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:35pm
  • to everyone yelling whore: you're just a fucking insecure frothing pussy(regardless of gender). And we can smell your yeast infection from here, so take your pathetic bible thumping judgmental cunt lips back to your daddy's basement and make him apologize for raising such a useless fuckstain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:51pm
  • In Soviet Russia...anal is first date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I think it is very funny that people are arguing over a text message not received by them...and it's even funnier that anonymous is arguing with another anonymous...with yet another anonymous. prude isn't what i would call these people...non-existant life...that is more like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:06am
  • 5703693331. i dare you to text me. haha. i'm so bored

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:59pm
  • gotta love SD

    Submitted by drunkgaming on Oct 25, 10 at 11:44pm
  • 3:58, thicker IS better, even when going anal (if it's done right) -11:10/3:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:57am
  • 10:37 um, yea they do,,they're everywhere on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:46pm
  • also, anal on first date != whore. anal on first date = friend for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:51am
  • I could totally imaging sending or receiving this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:25pm
  • can i get your number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Oh yeah i'd like some of that!

    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 20, 10 at 7:43pm
  • 2:52 - Humans are gross?? What's your alternative? Your dog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:43pm
  • prudes don't belong on a site like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Anal is fucking awesome. My ex used to love it. My current gf isn't interested in it at all. Miss it so much :(

    Submitted by Ryu on Apr 24, 10 at 11:34am
  • i would think anal feels like taking a shit backwards. doesnt sound pleasant to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:01pm
  • yea, a whiny cunt. i'd knock your whore teeth out, you pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:05pm
  • what's the "tsk tsk" for. the guy would be happy and the girl only has herself to blame (well him too if he asked to do it, but she could have said no, certainly won't look prude sayign that on a first date haha)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Agree with 5:35! Anal is awsome if done right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 12:51 you can talk wihth all the cum in your mouth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:47pm
  • right? i think we've done it, like three times in over 2 years. i asked him if we could have a threesome with another guy, and he said yes, but every time i bring it up, he says "not yet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am
  • YES!!1904 resident, so proud right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:28pm
  • leave the sex to people who know how to have a good time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:36pm
  • When there's an agreed fee recurring every 60 minutes of anal, it's not a "first date" tsk tsk...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Only racists hate anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:08am
  • Yea, you know she's let lots of dicks up in there, and whatever else. You'll find just about anything in a whore's ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:21pm
  • got that right 9:06. haha. guess we know which one of us is capable carrying on a coherent conversation without resorting to violence and name calling. hint - it's me. and by the way, 9:05, the most powerful word you thought you had in your arsenal is worthless. calling me a cunt doesnt phase me. you lose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Wow I thought "dates" were a myth in PB.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:33pm
  • whoaaaa... If I was the guy, you would be a keeper, but only as f buddy, First day sex especially anal isn't wifey material, I can udnerstand first day head, but Anal on a first date is OD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I fucking hate the homophobes crying out whore on every single text about anal. You are scared ignorant prudes. I hope being boring and judgmental works out well for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58pm
  • thats because you're a whore, 5:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:43pm
  • and you're a close minded judgemental bastard, 8:38. too bad yours is just an opinion and mine is a fact...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww humans are gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:52am
  • 12:51 SILENCE. You're hysterical talk is only understood by your cum-obsessed sisters. Oh, and you're a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Yea, I'm with you man. Bitches that take it are filthy. 9:23 probably does ass to mouth, thats how disgustingshe is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:32pm
  • 9:05 Bitch never stops taling does she?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06pm
  • All the 13 year old prudes came to this board apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:34pm
  • my shaft. miley cyrus. this story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:22pm
  • And you think the numbers are real? BTW, obvious whore. Get tested.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:56am
  • I'm all for sexual exploration, I just draw the line right before human fecal matter on my dick.. But hey, that's just me.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:52pm
  • All opposed to anal .. are prudes and don't know what they are talking about.. stay with missionary...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I'm female and I love anal. It's the best orgasm.

    Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Apr 10, 11 at 1:56am
  • i've done anal with a one night stand. in the backseat of my car. when i was 17. best sex i ever had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:10am
  • Ugh, if you have a vagina use it! Homosexual males anal if you so choose but if you have a vagina it is where the penis is to be inserted. Do not mix your shit with your vagina and please say you are sanitary enough to atleast do vag-sex before anal 5:49 that is not a date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57pm
  • this text is kinda hot. skanky but hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:30pm
  • If a chick takes my cock in the ass on the first date she ain't nothing but a cumbucket. And they alwasy cry the next day "Do you thin he'll respect me"? Seriously, have some respect for yourself you pig!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:12pm
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